No pinky ring necessary.

I have a bit of a revision to make to a previous post. Back in January I hired a lawyer for a certain traffic violation. You may be familiar with it. Driving to the tune of too fast. This happens alot so I hired a lawyer to keep my insurance down. He was wearing a diamond encrusted, gold, horseshoe pinky ring.
Turns out you don't need one.
Recently I was in a bit of legal trouble again, yes, for same aforementioned violation. However, I had loaned out my former attorney's business card to a friend with a similar proclivity for fast cars. Another friend recommended his lawyer so I gave him a call. It turns out legal advice and representation doesn't require a suit jacket, a member's only jacket works just fine, and the pinky ring is altogether unnecessary. My new attorney, whose name I don't recall, who had no business card on him at all, cost a mere $40.
He actually called my former attorney, who will remain unnamed unless you read my former post, a vulture.
Go figure.